Isaac, 24 (he/him) been on here since 2011, i was just a bab. if you scroll through my blog long enough youll see some ancient relics of my past. this site is hell but im never leaving.. (was tisbutt-a-ship)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You have been visited by the mushroom deer.
till deactivation do us part
Hiring manager on the phone: can you give a quick interview right now?
Me: yeah hold on a sec *bong bubbling* *coughing for 3 minutes* what was the quastion
me: yeah im really tough
me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]
me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]
me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]
me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]
me: so tough
jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial:
my mutuals’ minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck
tumblr already has speed boost pads theyre called fake do you love the colour of the sky posts that end abruptly, i see the start of that shit and i spin my mouse wheel fast enough 2 power the city of tokyo for eight months and next thing i know im reading posts from a week in the past
… :)